Further Proof...

That wherever I am, my best friends end up being crazy. My good friend Liz was using my computer this evening and had a conversation with another mutual friend (incidentally, I am in both of their weddings this summer) using my msn messenger account. The result was utter lunacy. Liz gave me permission to feature it here:

Newanda's girl! ^_^ says:
ello?

Illuminatrix says:
Hello
Illuminatrix says:
Is Liz
Illuminatrix says:
Me typey philosophy

Newanda's girl! ^_^ says:
lol
Newanda's girl! ^_^ says:
how goes it?

Illuminatrix says:
Hurt brain bucket muchly
Illuminatrix says:
Would kill Bonaventure again if could

Newanda's girl! ^_^ says:
apparently ^_~

Illuminatrix says:
Too bad he old philosopher guy who die in 1274
Illuminatrix says:
Otherwise me smash up plenty good

Newanda's girl! ^_^ says:
ah details details
Newanda's girl! ^_^ says:
so what's he sayin?

Illuminatrix says:
He say there 6 steps on path to spiritual enlightenment, yet never say what these are.

Newanda's girl! ^_^ says:
!!!

Illuminatrix says:
In meantime, he talk about two, three, and seven-fold stuffs which seem to have nothing to do with anything else he talk about.
Illuminatrix says:
By end of fourth paragraph, Liz have head ache and contemplating murder.

Newanda's girl! ^_^ says:
wow

Illuminatrix says:
Lots of numbers, but no explain.
Illuminatrix says:
If reincarnation correct, will have to arrange for pulverisation of reincarnated Bonaventure.

Newanda's girl! ^_^ says:
resurected ramblers??? now that's scary!

Illuminatrix says:
No worry. I put him away...for good!

Newanda's girl! ^_^ says:
a wrecked resurected rambler?

Illuminatrix says:
Too much aliteration. Liz head hurt more.

Newanda's girl! ^_^ says:
sorry!

Illuminatrix says:
^_~

Newanda's girl! ^_^ says:
so how much more of that do you have to do?

Illuminatrix says:
Liz done just now.

Newanda's girl! ^_^ says:
NICE

Illuminatrix says:
Much better now write on Aquinas.
Illuminatrix says:
Aquinas systematic.
Illuminatrix says:
Aquinas assume much, but make sense.
Illuminatrix says:
Would cuddle Aquinas if could.

Newanda's girl! ^_^ says:
nice Aquinas (pet pet pet)

Illuminatrix says:
Liz imagine he soft and furry. Aquinas nice medival philosopher.
Illuminatrix says:
Not pokey and hurting like Bonaventure.

Newanda's girl! ^_^ says:
with a velvet hat?

Illuminatrix says:
And bunny ears.
Illuminatrix says:
Bunny good.

Newanda's girl! ^_^ says:
what color?

Illuminatrix says:
Taupe. Leading expert say is most soothing color.

Newanda's girl! ^_^ says:
much like most walls?

Illuminatrix says:
Walls good too.
Illuminatrix says:
Surprising how soft wall feel against head after reading Bonaventure.

Newanda's girl! ^_^ says:
how soft wall feel or head feel?

Illuminatrix says:
Difference unclear. Everything mushy in general.

Newanda's girl! ^_^ says:
ah

Illuminatrix says:
[Avi] fix apple cider.
Illuminatrix says:
Smell like imgaine Aquinas smell.

Newanda's girl! ^_^ says:
it depends on which was harder to begin with (the head or the wall, then after banging head against wall, the softer one is... well... even more softer)
Newanda's girl! ^_^ says:
yummy ^_^

Illuminatrix says:
Would like think wall harder than head, but hear other people not so sure of same.

Newanda's girl! ^_^ says:
lol
Newanda's girl! ^_^ says:
especially after bio chem

Illuminatrix says:
Cider too hot. Must sit while aroma of Aquinas drift by.

Newanda's girl! ^_^ says:
I'm going to laugh really hard if 20 years from now you smell apple cider and a quote from Aquinas drifts through your head

Illuminatrix says:
[Avi] now have idea for drink names based on philosophers.

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It's probably silly, but I substituted my online name for my real name when necessary. Doesn't hurt to be too careful, I suppose. Not that I haven't probably let it slip already anyway.

Ah, yes. Visit the Smoke Zone next for my impossibly brilliant invention.