Idleness rears its dangerous head

Yoinked from my sister, who was predictably goth hippie.

What Are You?

Redneck
1] Do you have a couch in your front yard or porch? No.
2] Do you drive a four-wheeler? No.
3] Do you ride four-wheelers? No.
4] Do you like to get dirty? Not particularly.
5] Do you like country music? Country music is straight from the devil unless it's more folksy than your typical whiny shitty-sounding crap.
6] Do you have a broken car in your back yard? No.
7] Do you own a cowboy hat? No.
8] Do you live on more then two acres? No.
9] Do you have more then four different animals at your home? Different kinds? No. But we do have three cats and some fish.
Total yes: 0/9

Goth
1] Do you wear black eyeliner? Yes, although brown generally looks better on me.
2] Is most of your clothing dark? Meh, about half-and-half, so no.
3] Do you think about death often? No.
4] Are you a social outcast? Fringe, probably, but I have friends enough (so no, I guess)
5] Are you pale? God Yes.
6] Do you like Hot Topic? I do occastionally enjoy a good romp through the place.
7] Do you enjoy Tim Burton movies? Hell YEAH!
8] Are you mean? In a joking sort of way.
Total yes: 4/8

Skater/Punk
1] Can you skateboard? No.
2] Do you wear Vans? No.
3] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends? No.
4] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops? Not yet, but with my driving ability...
5] Do you watch the X-games? No, why would I do that?
6] Do you have any piercings? Yeah.
7] Do you like/wear mohawks/fohawks? I think they're hella funny-looking, but I like 'em.
8] Have you called someone a poser? Hmmm, not usually that word but with a similar sentiment.
Total yes: 3/8

Prep
1] Do you say the word "like"? I sure as hell try not to.
2] Do you shop at Hollister/Abercrombie & Fitch? HELL NO! THEY ARE THE TOOL OF SATAN.
3] Do you pop the collar? HOW DUMB.
4] Do the people in Hot topic scare you? Naw, they're great!
6] Do you watch Laguna Beach? What is Laguna Beach, other than a location?
7] Do you like pop music? Ye gods, NO.
8] Do you want/have a little dog? No.
9] Do you idolize Paris Hilton? No, I want to burn her at the stake.
Total yes: 0/9

Hippie
1] Is your hair long? Not particularly.
2] Do you own a tye-dye shirt? Kind of.
4] Do you want to save the animals? Yes!
5] Do you think war is unnecessary? Yes.
6] Is love essential in your life? Love is what makes us human.
7] Have you smoked pot? No.
8] Do you like classic rock and trippy music? Sure!
9] Do you wear paisley head-bands? I might...
Total yes: 5/9

Gangsta
1] Do you act ghetto? I am sooo white.
2] Do you wear do-rags? No.
3] Do you like hip-hop? I might dance to it, but that doesn't mean I have to like it!
4] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world? I really don't know who Tupac is.
5] Do you believe he's alive? Why, is he dead?
6] Do you like afros? They make me giggle, but no.
7] Have you ever said "Fo Shizzle"? Sadly, yes, but only in jest.
8] Do you like to dance? Yep!
Total yes: 2/8

Emo
1] Do you cry often? Only during finals week, heh.
2] Do you wear hoodies? Sometimes.
3] Do you like screamo music? OH MY GOD NO NO PLEASE GOD MAKE IT STOP.
4] Do people not understand you? How should I know? I can't read their minds!
5] Do you write your own songs? Nope.
6] Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark? Temporarily.
7] Do you cut your own hair? No.
8] Are you lonely? Yes, insofar as romance goes. But I have good friends.
9] Is Ohio for lovers? ????
Total yes: 2/9

Surfer
1] Do you surf? No.
2] Do you wear flip flops year-round? Flip-flops are hella uncomfortable.
3] Is your hair shaggy? No.
4] Do you wake up before six every morning? Gods no, I'd rather not have to get up before nine or ten!
5] Do you own many pairs of shorts? I own ONE pair of shorts.
6] Are you tan? I am as white as the moon.
7] Do you talk surfer lingo? Um, no.
8] Do you want to be at the beach right now? Sure, but a warm one.
9] Do you hate tourists? I feel nothing toward tourists.
Total yes: 1/9

Geek
1] Do you wear glasses? Yeah.
2] Do you get good grades? Yes, if b's and higher are good.
3] Do you use an inhaler? No.
4] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets? I don't have shirt pockets, and that is so stereotypical!
5] Does your mom pick out your clothes? Only when giving me presents and I like her taste anyway.
6] Are you on the computer often? Yeah.
7] Do you ever get picked on? Yes.
8] Do you look forward to go to school? Select classes.
9] Are you shy around the opposite sex? HELL YES. Damn it...
10] Do you like math? Meh, it's all right.
Total yes: 6/10

Girly
1] Do you look in the mirror a lot? Probably too much, yes.
2] Does it take forever to pick something to wear? Only when I am dressing up for something...
3] Do you own lots of hair products? No.
4] Is your favourite colour pink/purple? -makes the sign against evil-
5] Do you "hog" the bathroom? No.
6] Are you afraid to get dirty? I'm in pottery class.
7] Do you flip out when you see a spider? I LOVE SPIDERS!!! Seriously.
8] Are you on the phone a lot? No.
9] Do you eat like a bird? More like a cow.
10] Do you hate it when people don't like you? Yeah.
Total yes: 3/10

I am a Geek Hippie!